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John Pollard, Effeminate ODP Super Spy, at the Franklin County GOP Lincoln Day!

March 11th, 2010 Matt View Comments

Apparently he never went inside, but he was roaming around the parking lot and people were recognizing this squirrely bastard from my blog. It was quite warm out today, so he did not wear his infamous trenchcoat.

As you can see, he was busy on his phone, perhaps talking to Chris Redfern as he and Kim are at home lying naked on a giant pile of lobbying cash.

Instead of just just having a BlackBerry to record audio from, he had a camcorder this time… and was perhaps waiting for me?:

See previous posts on this douchebag here, here, here, and here.

So what’s going on here? He is literally being stopped dead in his tracks everywhere he goes, so why can’t the ODP and whatever outside organization is funding this guy find someone new? Perhaps they could find one person who can go to a casual event, quietly eat chicken, and not be a nervous, sweaty mess?

I live in Franklin County but was quite busy and could not attend. But all day, I couldn’t stop thinking about how fun it would be to give him a swirly or perhaps conduct an experiment to see if a human body could literally bounce off of parking lot pavement.

This spy is cruisin’ for a bruisin’, and I’m ready to use ALL the kick-ass moves I learned from this fantastic movie!:

Playing Wack-a-Mole with John Pollard, ODP Super Spy

March 8th, 2010 Matt View Comments

The Pickaway County GOP Lincoln Day is starting right now (at 6:30pm), and as you can see from their table, they are prepared with a picture from this blog!:

Previous updates about John are here, here, and here.

OK seriously, Redfern- This is too easy. This loser is only useful if you want him to be a distraction for some other political spotter who actually knows how to do his job.

Update: BUSTED!

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ODP Spy John Pollard Wears a Bold, Pink Shirt

March 7th, 2010 Matt View Comments

After a handful of sightings (see here and here) , ODP super-spy John Pollard was spotted at this Madison County republican dinner:

I’m also getting reports that he was at the Sarah Palin Ohio Right to Life event. He was allowed in, but after he whipped out his camera and acted belligerently (PMSing), the police escorted him out.

Can’t Chris Redfern find one kid to go to Republican events and not be so conspicuous?

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Effeminate ODP-Super Spy John Pollard Strikes Again!

March 2nd, 2010 Matt View Comments

As I reported, a reader spotted a nervous young Democrat Party spy at the Medina County Lincoln Day, nervously trying to tape record a Lincoln Day dinner.

Now he was spotted at the Ottaway County GOP lunch (2/25) and the Ashland County Lincoln Day Dinner (2/26).

If you see him at a Republican event, make sure to alert someone. But don’t tell his mommy or he will be like totally grounded.

And here is his license plate:

Update at 8:11pm-  He was spotted tonight at the Meigs County Lincoln Day, where he missed John Kasich’s speech and did not pay.

A New Ohio Democrat Party Spy! John Pollard

February 23rd, 2010 Matt View Comments

First it was the Boyce Bandit, and now the Ohio Democrat Party found another young hack to send around recording and trying to find the next “macaca” moment.

From an anonymous email:

The kid in the red shirt paid & attended the Medina County GOP Lincoln Day Dinner last night. He was obviously nervous and didn’t fit in. He had the misfortune of choosing as his table the same one occupied by [Medina County GOP] Chairman Heck and Senator [Jon] Husted. He confirmed he didn’t belong there.

John Pollard is the name he went by; a quick search found he was a college Dem at Miami and was involved with the Obama campaign.

Republican clubs and county parties throughout Ohio… Be aware of the effeminate Democrat operative in the red shirt below:

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